Neighbors Club activity log:
Today's activity: Training camp by the beach
We can finally sit down...
Mine!
I'll take this seat.
Hurry up and take one!
Come to think of it, where did Rika go?
She said she was going to look at the interlocks between the cars.
Interlocks?
I got the old maid again!?
Foolish human.
Soon, I shall sing the requiem of your demise.
Draw!
I picked up the old maid!
Serves you right, you damn vampire!
Now I win!
I got the old maid again!
WANAWANA グッと Good 弾けてる
wanawana gutto Good hajiketeru
I'm burning, ready, just about to explode
案外なんだい ハマってんじゃん
angai nandai hamatten jan
Weird, I think I'm really into this
人見知りしてる暇に
hitomishiri shiteru hima ni
While we're still completely shy
はじめよう！
hajimeyou!
Let's start!
友達作っちゃって遊んじゃって い Yeh！
tomodachi tsukucchatte asonjatte Yeh!
Make friends, and play, yay!
M A Z U I P R E S E N T S
クールに見えて 実は超寂しい
ku-ru ni miete jitsu ha chou sabishii
I look calm and composed, but I'm really feeling lonely
妄想ならバイバイバイ
mo-so- nara bai bai bai
In my delusions it's bye, bye, bye
親友なら いないいないいないいない
shinyuu nara inai inai inai inai
No good friends, sigh, sigh, sigh
何の不自由なく だけど足りない
nan no fujiyuu mo naku dakedo tarinai
I don't have problems, but then I don't have enough
リア充から遠い遠い遠い？
riajuu kara tooi tooi tooi?
Popularity far away, away, away?
親友なら いないいないないない
shinyuu nara inai inai nai nai
No good friends, sigh, sigh, sigh
残念同士で 集まったら
zannen doushi de atsumattara
But when unfortunates come together
Ah-予想が出来ない
Ah- yosou ga dekinai
Ah, stuff that you just can't predict
展開の 地雷を踏んだ！
tenkai no jirai wo funda!
Just exploding like a landmine!
SOWASOWA 絶対絶対覗きたい
sowasowa zettai zettai nozokitai
Man, man, I totally want to peek
後悔100回したくないって
koukai 100kai shitakunai tte
I'm telling you I don't want to regret
つまんない プライドなんて
tsumannai puraido nante
Take your cheap pride and
捨てきっちゃって 振りきっちゃって
sutekicchatte furikicchatte
Cut it off, throw it away
残念観念してみたら
zannen kannen shitemitara
If you look at it from the unfortunate
案外なんだいハマってんじゃん
angai nandai hamatten jan
Weird, I think I'm really into this
ぶつかって ドギマギあって
butsukatte dogimagi atte
Fighting with each other, getting nervous with each other
みつけよう！
mitsukeyou!
Let's find them!
友達 作っちゃって遊んじゃって Yeh！
tomodachi tsukucchatte asonjatte Yeh!
Make friends, and play, yay!
絶対絶対覗きたい
zettai zettai nozokitai
Man, man, I totally want to peek
You! 捨てきっちゃって 振りきっちゃって
You! sutekicchatte furi kicchatte
Cut it off, throw it away
Yes! どーだいどーだいそこんとこ
Yes! do-dai do-dai sokontoko
How's that? How's that? You get one word!
「No One Sleeps at training Camp ヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ」
And it's still an hour by foot from the station?
With no buses or taxis?
Don't blame me!
You're normally supposed to just drive to a summer house!
Well, we've come this far...
Let's go.
Guess we've got no choice.
Isn't it at times like this when the club moderator's supposed to break out the car?
Don't be stupid!
Even considering that I'm a genius teacher,
there's no way I'd be able to get a driver's license!
You seem to be doing pretty well for an indoors type person...
I stored up lots of energy looking at the interlocks!
Raw hunks of iron locked together,
vibrating and swaying together with the train...
I couldn't have asked for anything more erotic!
I got turned on just standing there watching it!
The beach!
The beach! The beach!
We're finally here...
The summer home is this way.
Is it really okay for us to be monopolizing this?
Of course!
L-Let's go swimming!
An-chan! Let's swim!
You're such a kid, getting excited over swimming!
Let's deal with our luggage first.
Aren't we going to do that thing?
What?
You know, when everyone takes a pose and yells,
"It's the beach!!" as a sort of S&M play thing.
Don't call it S&M...
Come to think of it, they did that in the beach scene in "Mofu? Mofu!" as well.
I've read that in manga too, but what's its purpose?
Is it some ceremony for popular people?
Maybe we'll understand when we become popular.
I don't really get it, but how about we practice it then?
That's a good idea!
It'll be embarrassing if we don't know how to when we do become popular.
Is that something you practice?
So we have to run towards the sea and yell "It's the beach!" together?
That makes no sense to me...
Everyone yell together when I give the signal!
Decide on your own poses.
Alright, let's go!
Ready, and...
It's the beach!
I'm not good with ocean air...
Yeah, this is probably...
Yeah you're right...
Yeah...
We should probably practice this sort of thing alone.
Let's try it again together after we've each had time to perfect it.
What do you mean "perfect it"?
The blue sky, white waves, and the sun above call for me!
Kobato! Put on sunscreen before you go play.
I shall heed your counsel.
Sunburnt skin doth cause me pain in the bath.
It's cold!!
Bear with it.
That seems oh so dirty, senpai!
You guys, be sure to put sunscreen on as well.
I didn't bring any with me...
I should be fine though.
Onii-chan! Put some ultraviolet barrier on me too!
Yeah, you do look pretty pasty.
Can I ask that you assist me too, Aniki?
Uh, sure, after Maria.
I am indebted.
I shall do your back, then.
Yukimura-kun is touching Kodaka-senpai's back!!
Kodaka-senpai's nervous heart pounds in anticipation,
while Yukimura-kun takes his huge...
absolutely massive...
Excalibur!!!
What just happened...
Yozora!
Help me put sunscreen on my back!
Why do I have to help out in the Meat manufacturing process now?
Just do it!
Well, fine. I'll help.
Here I go.
Cold!
Bear with it.
Couldn't you do it a little more gently?
You're being too rough.
I'm not used to this.
I suppose it's fine then...
Make sure you do it evenly.
Yes, but of course.
Your hand feels really big...
That's just your imagination.
Really? I guess things feel a bit different on your back—
What do you think you're doing?!
Don't get up yet.
What... I can't move...
I'm pushing down your center of gravity.
You won't be able to get up no matter how much strength you put into it.
You're the dumb lump of meat who exposed your back to me.
Do it properly with your hands, stupid!
There's no difference between using my hands or feet.
There is!!
I'm the only one who's allowed to step on others' backs!
Oh right, I've heard that you step on those male lackeys that follow you around as a reward.
Well? Do you like my reward to you?
Like hell, stupid Yozora!
It's only a reward because I use my goddess legs!
You actually like being stepped on, don't you?
Look, your body's being honest.
N-No... way...
Looks like I'm right on.
Being pushed down into the ground with no way to get up,
bereft of all pride and dignity in such a humiliating position,
simply continuing to be violated like this...
To get this excited in such a situation makes you a top-class pervert!
You slutty meat slave of a cow!
This doesn't... feel good at all...
Only a bitch in heat like you would show their true colors when being molested like this.
You were born a pervert, Meat!
You're a walking porno, a meathole covered in white stickiness!
Beg me, your goddess, for mercy!
Scream "Violate me till I drop dead!"
You've gone too far now!
I'm not a pervert or anything like that!
I'm the queen and goddess here!
Got it?!
You really are such an impertinent Meat.
Wow! Sena has huge boobs!
Yozora! You demonic beastly slime!
You're the slimy one here.
Idiot!!
So it ended up like this even at the beach...
Take that!
There!
I can't believe I'm the only one who can cook here...
Do we have any yogurt?
What are you doing here?
Kodaka?
Did you...
Um... I mean...
D-Did you see?
See what?
Right before I ran away...
I was busy putting sunscreen on Kobato so I wasn't really paying attention.
I'm guessing Yozora was teasing you again or something?
Yeah, that's right!
Dinner's ready.
Okay!
Wait!
Go, An-chan!
Kodaka, what are you making?
Paella.
They were selling fish cheap down at the marina.
You can even cook stuff like that?
Well, I've been living alone with Kobato for a long time.
Don't you have something you can cook?
You took home economics, right?
I always stood in the corner for home economics.
The others in my group would cook as though I weren't there.
Once it was done, I would sit at the corner.
They always piled on extra food out of pity.
I would eat it all unhappily.
I'd finish first and wash the dishes I had used.
That was all I ever did in home economics.
I-I see...
This is pretty good for something you made, Kodaka.
It's delicious!
It seems you have put more of your soul into this offering.
So the training camp ends tonight, huh...
We really didn't do anything training camp-like the whole time.
What's something training camp-like?
We stood on the beach and practiced shouting, "It's the beach!"
That doesn't count...
I do feel like we should have done something more...
Right?
Yes...
When you have boys and girls together at night, only one thing comes to mind!
An org—
I will not allow such indecency.
Then how about ghost stories or a test of courage?
I'm surprised you're interested in something so unscientific.
Every girl loves the occult, senpai.
Remember, I'm a girl first and a scientist second.
A perverted one, though.
That's nothing to be proud of.
They had a test of courage event in KiraSuku, too.
I want to try it!
Then why don't we tell scary stories here,
then go out into the woods?
Sounds good to me.
As Aniki wishes.
The darkness of the night is my sole companion.
I fear it not.
I'm not scared of ghosts either!
I brought it up, so I'll start.
I dare you to come up with something scarier than this.
Suddenly, I realized that the cover might be Freedom x Destiny,
but it was Destiny x Freedom inside!
Uh... Is that it?
That was it.
Next.
Then I will continue.
"Shumai of Horror".
That's supposed to be a comedy!!
But as a story this is a true hor—
Next!
Then I'll show you the depths of horror with my horror stories.
Why aren't you scared at all?!
Next.
Alright. Then I'll tell a special ghost story.
The title is...
Miso Soup of Horror.
Why St. Augustine?!
Why did the mom put it in...
Why'd she put St. Augustine's head in?!
Why are you laughing?
Kodaka, how can you be so unfortunate?
Your stories...
I just don't get your tastes...
Then we'll wrap this up with my story and move on to the test of courage.
I heard this story from a friend.
You don't have any friends.
Shut up, Meat.
The main character of this story, let's call her A-ko,
was a student at a certain public middle school.
She had a best friend, let's call her Y-ko.
A-ko and Y-ko would do everything together.
It turns out there was a story passed down at their school.
It was about a girl named Yamiko-san.
She would haunt people who betrayed their friends...
and kill them.
Their friendship was broken as they fought over one boy,
and A-ko drove her former best friend Y-ko to commit suicide.
Before she knew it, strange things started happening around A-ko.
They continued to escalate, until one day...
No one has seen A-ko since that day.
Now then, how about that test of courage?
Hey Yozora, why don't we call it off?
It's dark out, and dangerous.
Y-Yeah!
I-If something happens, we'd be in trouble.
Then we'll call the test of courage off.
After a while, I realized that Yozora's story wasn't scary enough to keep me from sleeping.
The only thing that wouldn't leave my mind was the part about betraying a best friend.
I wonder if he thinks I betrayed him.
Don't tell me...
Kodaka...
Hey, Kodaka...
Sena? What's wrong?
C-Come with me.
What's wrong?
I want to come with me to the bathroom...
Bathroom?
It-It's not that I'm scared or anything!
But, you know... just in case...
Why don't you just ask Yozora since she's in your room anyway?
She'd make fun of me if I asked her to!
And I'm almost at my limit...
Fine, fine.
You're there, right, Kodaka?
Yeah. I'm here.
Kodaka, are you there?
I'm here.
You're there, right?
I said I'm here!
Then say so, stupid!
Kodaka, are you there?
I'm here.
Don't tell Yozora about this.
I won't forgive you if you do.
Yeah, yeah.
An-chan...
What's wrong, Kobato?
Bathroom...
Come with me...
An-chan, are you there?
I'm here.
Let me guess, bathroom?
How'd you know?
You're amazing, Onii-chan!
Onii-chan, are you there?
Onii-chan? Onii-chan?!
Huh? Oh, I'm here!
Relax and poop.
Okay!
Yeah, yeah. Let's go to the bathroom.
Huh? Bathroom?
I just came here to sleep with you.
Get out.
I should have gone when I went with them.
Oh, it's just you, Kodaka...
What's wrong?
Bathroom.
I'm going to the bathroom, too.
Why don't we go together, Kodaka?
Don't tell me you're scared to go to the bathroom alone after your Yamiko-san story?
L-L-Like that could ever happen!
How can you scare yourself with your own story?
You can't scare someone with a story that doesn't scare you.
Um... Kodaka...
You can go first.
Thanks.
Kodaka, are you there?
I'm here.
Kodaka?
I'm here!
And I need to use the bathroom too, so I'm not going anywhere.
R-Right...
Thanks for waiting.
It's fine.
I'll wait for you to finish.
So you weren't scared by that story at all?
Not in the least.
I see. You weren't scared.
But, well...
It's not good to betray your friends.
Yeah.
You're right.
あー脳内 想像理想の 現実逃避
a- nounai souzou risou no genjitsu touhi
Ah, I'm in denial about how my plans never work
今更どっちだっていっけど… 友達作り
imasara docchi datte ikkedo tomodachidzukuri
I don't really care about it, but I'll try... "making friends"
一人寂しい奴だと蔑む 視線が気になる
hitori sabishii yatsu da to sagesumu shisen ga ki ni naru
I don't like those looks of pity thinking I'm all lonely
で、上っ面だけ集まったら…
de, uwaddzura dake atsumattara
But just when I thought I would pretend
それでいいと 思っているうちに～
sore de ii to omotteiru uchi ni
And having fake friends would be fine...
あれよあれよと登場
are yo are yo to toujou
Something happens and they appear
揃って 破天荒な奴らに
sorotte hatenkou na yatsura ni
And they keep coming, the crazies
マイペース 乱されてゆく 頭くる!特に憎っくき肉!
mai pe-su midasareteyuku atamakuru toku ni nikkuki niku
Ruining my pace, the blood to my head, and that blasted Meat!
私の胸秘かに焦って 優柔不断気味で
watashi no mune hisoka ni asette yuujuufudangimi de
My thoughts jumbled in a quiet panic, and I can't decide
My heart 伝えられない
My heart tsutaerarenai
I can't tell you how I feel
残念なのは 私なのか?
zannen na no ha watashi na no ka
Am I really the unfortunate one here?
もやもやを かきわけToday!
moya moya wo kakiwake Today
I'll push my feelings through today!
置き去りにされた 乙女心
okizari ni sareta otomegokoro
My pure heart left standing there
あの日から悔やんでいる
ano hi kara nayandeiru
I've been worried ever since that day
早く見つけ出して 迷子のココロ
hayaku mitsukedashite maigo no kokoro
Hurry and find it, my lost heart
By the way, your story beat mine by a little, but—
Huh? What do you mean, "a little"?
I think everyone knows that my storytelling is suited best for jokes.
I need to sleep now.
Wait! What's with that reaction?!
Don't you want to hear me telling a few jokes?
Not at all.
At least hear the title!
I'm going to sleep.
Wait, wait, wait!
Next time: You See, Girls Wearing Yukata are Extremely Cute
So the title of my story is—
Wait! Yozora?!
Hey!